So True - The Terrible Two's

Compliments of my two year old this morning...

Threw a tantrum outside my bedroom door
Dumped her bowl of Cheerios on the kitchen table
Opened the Dishwasher repeatedly (why does it not have a lock?!?!)
Opened the Fridge repeatedly - me tying it closed with a ribbon
Tried to get silverware out of the drawer to play with
Took off all of her clothes
Peed down her leg
Wrote on a kitchen chair
Took off her diaper again

And it's only 9:18...

This was/is my shopping list for my new baby:

Outfit to bring home from hospital
Nursing Cover
Carseat Cover
Bjorn
Boppy
Waterproof Boppy Cover
Pacifiers

I really think I need to add this to my shopping list:

Straight jacket