Dear Santa,

I'm not asking for much this Christmas, but these things are high on the list:

1. A quiet morning
2. Diapers that children can't remove themselves
3. A house keeper (I'm thinking Alice from the Brady Bunch - but I'll do the cooking)
4. A quiet day
5. A few employees that wouldn't mind little or no pay
6. A quiet afternoon
7. My own personal stylist to do my hair and makeup every day

Thanks, Santa. I'd really appreciate it.

Love,
Holly