Wednesday, May 13, 2009

A few items of business

I looked in the mirror last night and about had a heart attack! I had so many stray eye brows! The thing is, I was out with some friends last night, and they would have to be blind not to see the craziness going on up there.


Dear Friends,

You're fired!

Love,
Holly

Seriously people. If you see my eyebrows needing to be plucked, please tell me! Chances are I have not yet noticed!!! (My sister is OCD about plucking, I know she would have told me) It is sad I know, but I don't take the time to do close ups in the mirror anymore. I don't spend that much time getting ready. Even last year I had some friends give me a foot intervention. The feet needed some serious help! My friends were like, "Holly, your feet...." Which I responded to with, "I'm a mother, my feet are my last priority!!!!" (Give me some bonus points for shaving my legs!) Anyway, they had their intervention, now my feet are a lot smoother, and happier looking. I just needed the right tools.

So, last night I plucked, and plucked, and plucked. I even plucked TWO whiskers!!!

Dear Friends,

If you see a long whisker hanging from my chin, please tell me.
Don't just watch it flutter in the sunlight.

Many thanks,
Holly

4 comments:

becky said...

LOL!

I'm dying.

You're luckily gorgeous and blonde. Therefore, your friends did not immediately notice any stray hairs.

If I skipped a day of plucking, you wouldn't be able to see my eyes!

Ming said...

This is hilarious and you are brave! Love it.

J said...

Hey -- it was dark in the restaurant and true you are blond and do not have the issues that us brunettes have :( It is true friends that still like us despite our stray hairs -- so I wouldn't fire us just yet!! :)

Holly said...

funny funny. gorgeous and blonde? do you know where you go for lying? utah!!!

true, thank you for being my friend despite my stray hairs, next time you have to tell me!!!!!