He's funny

John was outside hanging up the rest of our Christmas lights, and I went outside and asked him again, if he wouldn't mind tucking the rest of the lights into the gutter so there isn't so much overhang. 

He responded with, "Why do you have to squelch my artistic abilities?" 

"Honey, running out of gutter does not equal artistic abilities..."

"But, it's an icicle."

I snapped this picture of him, and then had to ask, "Was you sticking out your leg behind you llike a girl an example of your artistic abilities?"